déplacez votre corps sexy viennent danse avec moi

Jamie Phua Chu Kang

2006-02-15T16:15:00.000-08:00

omg, i'm bored.
help, help, help.
ROARS a big fat banana out.

2005-08-28T02:44:00.000-07:00

I MISS CRESCENT ALREADY.

weird.

2005-07-31T06:32:00.000-07:00

how things come and go.

mrs MELON - KNEE tan.

2005-03-18T18:15:00.000-08:00

i just ate indian curry SIA LA.

2005-03-02T17:47:00.000-08:00

MAH GOODIES

outrages.

2005-02-25T08:57:00.000-08:00

take a walk in there.

- love, [hj.]

happy belated 3rd anniversary.

2005-02-23T07:25:00.000-08:00

OH MAN!
we missed our 3rd yr anniversary yest.
damnit. we were too busy with commontest ahhhxxx.
anyway more updates coming up soon.
currently - drained.

I LOVE YOU!

- love, [hj.]

2005-02-23T03:09:00.000-08:00

DADADA

undefined.

2005-02-21T06:48:00.000-08:00

stop and look in.

- love, [hj.]

2005-02-20T02:20:00.000-08:00

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((:

if you want me to say.

2005-02-18T06:52:00.000-08:00

draft to check!
someone is missing you too.
HEH.
note: i'm the perfect NERD.

and,

i'll never leave.

2005-01-20T05:55:00.000-08:00

CHECK DRAFTS!

campfire.

2005-01-07T08:44:00.000-08:00

this campfire was bad.
little pervert came.
i was mood swinging.
and I MISS YOU.
draft. read.
ta.

- love, [hj.]

2005-01-06T21:56:00.000-08:00

HEY, theres another draft waiting for you

its a weird weird situation.

2005-01-04T03:42:00.000-08:00

erm.
school started.
i've lots to tell you.
but it seems like nothing is said yup.
ANW,
i'm gonna blog an entry for you.
posted but not publise.
but sign in to read if you're free.
ta.

-love, [hj.]

2004-12-21T01:57:00.000-08:00

HELLO I SPENT LIKE ONE HOUR IN THIS STUPID LAN SHOP TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE PASSWORD IS. stupid stupid stupid. im feeling funny now. hahaha i dunno lah. im damn damn damn bored help me help me help me help meeee. aiyah boring. yes you better REMEMBER EVERYTHING and tell me when school reopens ah! i havent bought my books yet, i left whatever hols homework we ever had in our school locker cus the. OKAY NVM IM GOING TO PLAY POOL NOW GTG BYEBYE.

fly away, vulgar.

2004-12-17T03:07:00.000-08:00

TAMADE.
i'm very vulgar now. i dont know why.
i just remembered the password.
damnit. now its my turn for this damn short term memory.
anyway i've alot to update you!!!
but well.
i'm freakin lazy to type here.
so i shall update you when i next see ya or something.
ARGH.
anw.
you better take care.
and start doing your holiday homework.
though i admit i have yet to start.
=D.
haha. kk.
hanjin loves ya.
hanjin misses ya.
hanjin says ta.

- love, [hj.]

2004-11-25T03:31:00.000-08:00

haha cus i am innocent :D eh seriously, youre straight? are you sure? youre far too fickle minded already lah. hahaha. one minute gabriel the other minute kenneth and the other other minute its little pervert. tsk, tsk. saddening eh. ahaha.

yes i cannot take it. adam brody is so frickin cute okay! he is so so cute! aiyah, hes more of nerdy, blur kinda cute. not goodlooking kinda cute. i prefer nerdy & blur :D i think its different. haha ((: and you really really must go watch tonight alright! i tell you, your nose'll prolly start bleeding. esp hailey. omg, she is so frickin gorgeous! and misha barton is oohlala!

hello ah, the imposter prolly doesnt even read my gbook.

hahaha. yesyes the top is nice. but. BUT. quite common. but its really really nice (: something id buy. but didnt. ahaha. okay okay im not making sense am i. my pants are nice! noo! the flowers make it look. sophisticated (:

your prom is TOMORROW! all the best with your heels (: i hope you can make it! cus you prolly will just trip and fall. ahaha. kidding lah (: i know that youre pretty good with heels now. heh. and alcohol isnt too good for the body, BRODY, dont drink too much ah! (; at least the peeling wont be too visible. thank goodness for that. i can wear heels and fight okay! everybody learn kunfgu fighting! ahah remember, i ran away from jialing in my heels! gringrin.

loveloveloveeee, jamie :D

dressed in long black satin, laced to the floor

shake your ass.

2004-11-17T13:20:00.000-08:00

aiyo!
not fair.
how can everyone think you're str8.
i am too ok.
pouts.
haha.
and of cos we just rock too much.
;).
and yesh yesh i noticed body and brody looks similar.
and why you like caps?
i dont understand.
issit meant to be pretty?
ohoh i pollute your guestbook to make the imposter SHY.
=/.
yeah yeah the top i got is nice right?!
haha.
i was like thinking of it so much that i think somehow its meant to be mine.
so after walking around town for so long.
jialing and i walked back to zara just to get my top.
haha.
and yesh your pants are nice lar.
nice cutting.
haha.
but sorry got ORBIT flowers.
but quite cool la.
make ya look more mature.
hah!
well i dont violate BRODY.
you do.
haha.
prom is next week!!!
like i needa go tanning at least twice to get that two straps off my shoulders.
eeks.
so ugly yesh stop rubbing in.
and its good that you're eating more.
cos you eat or not no difference!
you might as well get more nutrients so can grow taller.
try being taller than me when i wear heels.
you cant wear heels to fight ah!!!
haha.
kk.
tc.

-love, [hj.]

2004-11-17T03:24:00.000-08:00

exactly! haha, its just the opposite for me though. everyone thinks im straight (; AHAHA, i think we just rock to badly. ROCK YOUR BODY. okay what was that for. HEY dyou notice that BODY is so much like BRODY huh. just one letter diff. THATS ALL! OMG I LOVE CAPS. OKAY NEVERMIND BOUT THAT I DONT WANNA SOUND AS IF IM SHOUTING. there there, much better, is it not? well anyway, you just had to pollute my gbook right! with the les sex thing! faints. ahaha, ohwell. yes! i saw the top already. tsktsk, i got mine for how much ah? shucks i forgot. FINE. ohyeah, i saw the color you got alr! nicee (: sometimes i think i shop too much. anyway, my pants are nice right! so nice ((: mmhm, im craving for candy now! lolls! those arent pills la, they're to help increase appetite. thats why im eating so much, far more than what i usually eat now. whoops. but i cant stop taking the appetite increasing candy! cus its so nice! yummy! hello, i do take care of myself okay! youre the one who isnt! how can you go around violating your BRODY just like that? okay fine, body. ahah, how can you just spoil the tan like that with two huge white straps across our back! hahah okay okay yes, i shall be nice & not rub it in anymore. im NICE (: we better got tanning soon! you need to tan off your strap man, before your prom please. else itd be pretty weird. agree? agrees.

touch my brody

carwash.

2004-11-13T06:36:00.000-08:00

HMMM.
now i know that everyone knows abt us being together.
no wonder no one believes i'm str8.
damnit!
imposter just have to tell the whole world.
sobs once again.
well.
my zara top is light blue colour.
nah. its $29.90.
i kept thinking of it so i wenta get it.
really glad.
heh.
wow. you shop alot huh.
hahaha.
me too.
i got the stick-on kinda bra for prom.
=X.
hahaha.
wat kinda pills you take with wat kinda funny description please!!!
and yeah PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF.
as i said i'm old enough to look after myself.
but you must learn from me too yeah.
hahaha.
;).
well i wasnt really into green clothes wat!
serious.
or maybe used to be lime green but now is the BRONTE GREEN.
haha.
i'm nuts but its nice i dont care.

-love,[hj.]

2004-11-12T22:33:00.000-08:00

that imposter totally ruined it all! how could IT have the heart to leak our secret out to everyone! stupid imposter, there goes all our fun & pree-vah-see. SULKS.

ahaha, ooh! i know that top! which color'd you get? its the 16.90 top right? okay, 16.90 or 19.90. kinda forgot :D i got three new bottoms & two new tops! more satisfied with my bottoms than tops though.

anyway i think i shopped myself sick. i barfed twice yesterday! & even though i felt like shit, i woke up at nine sharp to watch the champions & have dinner although i felt so bad. ahah, guess what, my mom bought appetizing pills for me this morning. it goes like that 'improve appetite, take 3 pieces before meals, the more you take the more appetite you'll have!' so frickinn funny! i couldnt stop laughing when i read that part okay! oh. my. gosh. but at least now i feel as if i could eat. a cow? okay, thats so cliche.

rightt, since when have you NOT been into green clothes HUH, please tell me now, now right NOW!

love, jamie :D

babycakes.

2004-11-12T08:36:00.000-08:00

heyheyhey.
in our ppg's tagboard.
some imposter of mine wrote this.
hj: like to have les sex with jamie...
WAHAHA.
i tell ya i laugh my tummy out man.
like HOW ON EARTH HE/SHE KNOWS WE HAVE LES SEX.
wow.
so cool ah the language.
les sex.
waha.
wahaha.
wahahaha.
wahahahaha.
anw the imposer is dumb.
she dint notice i put a FULLSTOP after my hj.
hahaha.
baha.
well.
i just update my bank book.
wow.
i realised i spent more than 4oo bucks this week.
eeyer.
scary.
anw.
i bought a zara polo top today.
nice nice. ;).
hehehe.
i'm into green clothings now.
please tell me if you see some nice ones.
;)
tc.

-love, [hj.]

learn chinese.

2004-11-08T10:02:00.000-08:00

hey babe.
baha.
its not really embarassing la.
with that sexy body of yours. [+ the fake boobs cos its actually padding.]
haha.
yesh can see you were doing some funny pose.
just so YOU.
haha.
anw sorry ah.
i'm not SO interested in adam brody.
not so free to do research on him.
hahaha.
anw one yr older is good enough.
=P.
btw.
wats rees-pon-see-bull.
i bet you anyhow type de.
haha.
you neh-woo-pon-sch-eve-ry-day.
and clears throat.
my swimming coach thinks I'M OLD ENOUGH TO WORK FOR HIM.
well tell you secret of my life.
when i was very young.
i always ask him to carry me.
and from that time i started up my sucking up skills.
so now I CAN GET A JOB.
haha.
i was 3 yrs old then.
;).

-love, [hj.]

2004-11-07T21:30:00.000-08:00

aiyo! my goodness! so embarrassing la! ahahah, i like the shadow one! so nice right! thats my FAVOURITE pic ((: i was trying to act as if i was gonna go save somebody what! yesyes i will bring the photo! go search google! youll definitely be able to find him. search under adam brody! -squeals! MY ADAM BRODY! so cute! so cute so cute so cute! you are not old for goodness sake! just OLDER than me. one year only! but i seem older -beams! hey so cool! which shop!? must tell me bout it k! eh? whyd your swimming coach ask you? why swimming coach; of all the people. & why YOU; of all the people in the swimming pool. not bad eh, he thinks youre reees-pon-see-bull!

love, jamie(:

thats how i wanna be. ;).

2004-11-07T07:08:00.000-08:00

hah.
i saw your kicking the coke machine photos!!!
haha.
how hilarious.
esp the one with the two shadows and i can recognise your shadow!!!
hahaha.
well you're so sexy.
haha.
dint know your boobs are THAT big.
must be padding.
haha.
ok show me your HOT HOT guy's pic.
too bad.
i'm not fated to see your guy.
haha.
and yesh i'm taking care.
cos i'm old and i know how to.
you must take care k.
young little girl girl!!!
anw my swimming coach ask me whether i wanna work.
5 bucks an hour.
quite slack.
like cashier work in some ulu shop.
hah.
interested?
kk.
tc.
ta.

-love, [hj.]

2004-11-06T04:45:00.000-08:00

adult my ass la you. ahaha. must be dreaming again right! i cant believe you missed the oc! omg! adam brody was so frickin hot! okay, then again, hes ALWAYS hot. ahaha. go check him out okay! you wont regret (;. wait, ive got his picture! il bring for you the next time yes! ooh, next year; die! anyway! im not dancing now la. hahaha. you take lotsa care okay you!

love, jamie!

yeah.

2004-11-06T01:25:00.000-08:00

hey babe.
bet you're havin' fun right now dancing your head off.
hah.
just bloggin' for fun.
seems so dead here!
;).

-love, [hj.]

i'm an adult._____hah.

2004-10-30T20:04:00.000-07:00

hey babe.
yesh!
the holidays are like worse than the usual sch days.
damnit.
well.
we've to mug real hard.
so next yr wont be so stress.
must jiayou jiayou together!
hah.
actually i still dont know who is adam brody.
!!! haha.
well i shall check your hot guy out soon.
ah well.
ok fine.
i've equally bad memory.
but when it comes to username and password.
I WIN!!!
hah.
;).
tc.

-love, [hj.]

2004-10-30T03:30:00.000-07:00

i hope everythings gooood :D

love, jamie(:

2004-10-29T05:14:00.000-07:00

OHDAMN I FINALLY REMEMBER THIS PASSWORD & USERNAME.

& NOW IVE FORGOTTEN THE USERNAME FOR PPG BLOG.

BUT I REMEMBER THE PASSWORD!

HOW USEFUL. im fuming ):

love, jamie ):

2004-10-29T04:57:00.000-07:00

i miss you too! yes! im so relieved that im not retaining. but im really worried bout next year though. i have no idea on how im gonna cope with THIS much stress. oh someone please kill me now. (no, im just kidding. ive got my adam brody to live for) OH & did i mention he looked so CUTE & AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS in yesterday's OC. im in loveee :D i wont mia during hols la((: how to when we've got school everyday. mymy, some kinda hols INDEED. i think we've both agreed before that we've got EQUALLY bad memory RIGHT. -WINKS. ahaha, gnight(: loveeya!

love, jamie(:

my boo!

2004-10-28T10:22:00.000-07:00

ba jamie phua chu kang jam jam.
miss ya.
i've so much to tell you.
so much.
havent been sharing real serious talk with you lately.
well.
and yesh i told you you wont retain de!!!
silly billy.
tmr last day of sch.
and please dont be missing in action during holidays alright?!?
;).
haha.
anw you've really horrible memory.
cos the password is freaking easy to remember!!!
hah.
well.
yesh i totally agree that our blog template rocks.
;).
kk.
nites darling jam.

-love, [hj.]

2004-10-25T02:17:00.000-07:00

ohmygoodness! after who knows how many gazillion times i finally get the password & the frikkin username right. I AM SO SMART(:

aaah! im craving for a teeny wee bit of my ADAM BRODY now. hes so cute! & maybe some andy roddick. & a little of jennifer aniston. plus a touch of tom welling(: oooh! ahaha. im going nuts!

havent blogged here in ages or smth. cus i keep forgetting the p/w & username. shucks. managed to recall just now cus i tried to picture your spasticated face telling me the p/w again :D

im so glad theres only one retainee in our class(: GRINS. i was so worried! good thing azilah succeeded in convincing me that i wont retain. if not, woah, il strike adam brody of my hotness list. GASPS! how horrid!

ohyes, how was the da-shao-choo in school today? ahaha, im not trying to make you jealous or anything. BUT, if you do feel jealous, not my fault :D

aiyah, im just plain bored & have given up trying to entertain thy self. ahaha. i know you get a kick outta this kinda stuff ayye (;

our blog template rocks(:

love, jamie(:

aka armpit mor

and your body so bootylicious!

(shucks, cant get that outta my head)

armpit mor.

2004-10-18T13:30:00.000-07:00

baha.
just dropping by to say hi to armpit mor!
;).
ta.

- love, [hj.] -> the head of mor.

isnt she lucky?

2004-10-13T08:27:00.000-07:00

BAHA.
and why do these tears come at nite?
haha.
guess the song name!!!
anw why that ~~weirdo~~ kept staring at us?
or was she really stalking us like how we stalk others?
confused?
dont talk abt drugs.
i totally dont know anything except.
when you are drunk, dont drive.
BAHA.
dont be depressed yeah?
do you know must pay that stupid 7 bucks even we din go?
the sch cheat $$.
i'm gonna call the police tonight.
hmmm.
and hey!!!
you are retarded in nature.
i din influence you ok.
i'm just smarties panties.
i'll buy you panties for xmas.
haha.
meow!
i'm not outta my mind.
i'm just in a nonsensical mood.
;).
ta.

-love, [hj.]

2004-10-12T22:57:00.000-07:00

we are so so failure stalkers. failure till we've got others stalking us. haha this is crazy! dont be nuts, you wont stay as sec three. argh. dont remind me already, too depressing, i gotta take anti-depressants like.. like., SEE i even forgot the chapter on drugs. is it cocaine? carbon monoxide? tar? aha, shit none of this' making any sense! i wonder how many people were absent tday, my gosh. okay, or should i say, present. should be easier to count(: i dont know what im talking about! & By The Way right, (hey look the caps make it btw!) youre not alot tanner, no diff. haha! (tell you a secret, i actually forgot what i wanted to say previously whilst typing hey look the caps make it btw!, thats why im substituting it with the nonsensical shit bout the tan) ooh boy, now i really dont know what im talking about. my brains're all wobbling about now cus im reading this book whichs' incredibly nice. that doesnt make any sense either! i've caught your retarded-ness bug! GROWLS. yummy, subway cookies're nice!

love, jamie(:

dont even think about it

(thats the title of the book im reading!)

naked.

2004-10-11T02:24:00.000-07:00

BA!
this blog is ~~dying~~.
and i'm helping to keep it alive.
wahaha.
i'm tanned ler.
no need to go tanning.
i realised i'm tanner by going for training.
wahahah!
jealous?!?
ba.
ta.
missya!

-love, [hj.]

ba!

2004-10-09T20:49:00.000-07:00

oh damnit.
i dont know.
monday i'm gonna be busy with training and house stuff?
pouts.
how?
are you gonna be free on tueday?
sentosa?
pouts.
i wanna go for tanning.
i wanna talk to you.
i wont be in crescent next yr.
you'll go up.
serious.
no worries.
i've faith in you promoting.
yup.
ba.
ta.

[doesnt matter anymore.]

-love, [hj.]

2004-10-08T21:27:00.000-07:00

exams're OVER! but im not happy. you wont see me next year. i know what youre thinking & i know you think you know what im thinking & i think you do! back to the point. hmm, when should we go tanning?

love, jamie(:

girl from ipanema

oh my oh my.

2004-10-07T02:13:00.000-07:00

lets go sun tanning!!!
i cant wait for exams to be over.
probably its the last time i can have exam with you!!!
ta.

-love, [hj.]

2004-09-29T20:21:00.000-07:00

i am so damnn SLEEPY.
-jamie

FHM!

2004-09-29T11:04:00.000-07:00

i wanna see sophia and peacock right now.
cries.

[poutsss.]
-love, [hj.]

oh no.

2004-09-25T13:45:00.000-07:00

hey hey.
its gonna be 4am soon.
and i just wanna ask you hows your RETARDING hair doing?
wahaha.
btw i still prefer retarded.
cos that word is so you.
retarding is outta pt.
well you din save your hair for me to chop.
lalala.
faints.
ive got lots to talk to you abt.
and dodgeball is nice.
;).
ta.

[lets get retarded.]
-love, [hj.]

2004-09-24T06:04:00.000-07:00

POUTS!!! for nothing.
i am mad.
dont tell anyone.

-love, [hj.]

wooohooo!

2004-09-24T05:14:00.000-07:00

silly billy.
smartie panties.
woohoo.
well.
weehee.
the template is utterly pretty!!!
hehe.
great job man.
;).
well i tell you argh!!!
some ppl are really bitchy.
cOoL.
i think they are soooOOOoo0oo cool. like my ass!
woohoo.
i can be a bitch too.
argh.
damnit.
i just cant be as bitchy as them.
i shall learn to make VOODOO dolls?!?
how fUnKy!!!
damnit.
wAhAhA.
i am outta my mind.
jamie i cant wait to talk to you on monday.
pouts.
miss you.
meanwhile.
study hard!!!
;).

[slow motion for me.]

-love, [hj.]

2004-09-23T04:25:00.000-07:00

oh wait, did i mention, the `we are the champions` thing at the bottom is supposed to be sung to the olymplics thing? haha

love, jamie(:

2004-09-23T04:14:00.000-07:00

yay(: im finally done with the friggin template! took like, six hours to do it! at first i decided to touch up on it cus i was real bored & needed something interesting to occupy me. but, after two hours, this became such a chore. & its so tedious okay! but anyhow, im so satisfied with it(: the picture is so ~~you~~ me us! haha but its nice right! i know you you know it is! oh yes, get well soon yes! you & your sore eye & what have you. & come for the english paper tmr! its important! very very important! cant wait for the eoys` to be over man. got so many plans! many many plans! plus the chalet! oohmy, so fun! i dont want it to be on halloween! its gonna be so freaky &amp; im gonna freak out & faint! &, the world cant do without us(: i really hope we get promoted! okay, that is so anti-climax. but, still! study hard yes -grins! ohyes, heres your slap to slap you awake!

love, jamie(:

above it all

littler pervert rocks.

2004-09-20T02:40:00.000-07:00

lalala banana.
woohoo.
am online.
=P.
freak.
i cant get down to study.
not at all.
i am damn stressed.
yet damn slack.
someone slap me awake!!!
=X.
ta.

-love, [hj,]

deja danza.

2004-09-18T11:35:00.000-07:00

hey.
you wanna dance in the moonlight with me?
wahahaha.
lalala.
well i did nothing!!!
you are thinking too much.
retarded woman.
=X.
heh.
well.
snickers!!!
yummy.
oh no.
then mooncake festival thing..
if you wanna go ill go with you!!!
wahahah.
well.
and hey.
dont die cos of their disgosting-ness.
not worth it.
i wanna see ah lian and ah beng leh.
eeyer.
and i think paul is gross.
the great sun block inventor.
haha.
=X.
kk.
my brain exploding.
k.
ta.

-love, [hj.]

2004-09-18T10:55:00.000-07:00

uh huh! what didja do huh! -WINKS. yes i wanna do flagday again too! snickers, remember, the SNICKERS from mobil you twit! haha really bad memory. so are you gonna be going for the moonlight fest. or making thing? forgot what its called (x omg, you're rubbishing AGAIN. anyway, YUCKS. i dont like paul & aa -FROWNS, PUKES, DIES. disgusting!

love, jamie(:

danser danse le clair de lunes

[retarded+idiot.]

2004-09-18T02:13:00.000-07:00

its so late at nite.
and i am online.
lalala.
just dropping by to say hello.
well.
i wanna do flag day again!!!
funfunfun.
wats with snickers and you?
and blushes.
little pervert is still adorable.
and i still love her to bits and pieces and tiffany and co.
lee hwa and poh heng.
ah. i dont know wat am i crapping.
too late ler.
brains not working.
k.
ta.

-love, [hj.]

2004-09-14T03:56:00.000-07:00

SO MUCH FOR OUR LOUSY ENDINGS!

love, jamie(:

2004-09-14T03:53:00.000-07:00

hello im finally here!
cus blogger decides t let me in(:
thank you so so much for getting the template done!
i want more snickers!
moremoremoreee!
oohmy, hows little pervert, great pervert?
-WINKS.

love, jamie(:

` so happy together

template done. ;).

2004-09-10T11:27:00.000-07:00

jamie!!!
you've got the blog done.
i've got the template done.
;).
hope you'll like it.
well.
i anyhow do de.
=/.
hehe.
you better come online soon.
cos it seems as if this is MY blog only.
hehe.
well.
tataYOUNG.

[cant wait for flag day.]
little pervert is mine. =).
-love, [hj.]

you're so right.

2004-09-08T23:07:00.000-07:00

hey jamie.
where are you.
wahahaha.
i shall do the template some other day alright.
well.
and thanx arh.
now you made me realised i am sooOOoo0oo in love with my little pervert.
=X.
ta.

-love, [hj.]

it wasnt me.

2004-09-04T23:02:00.000-07:00

hey hey.

just wanna remind you that we needa start mugging.

heh.

paul mugs well.

glen mugs well too.

they mug day and night.

so must we!!!

smiles.

=).

[i am a human being, just like you.]

- love, [hj.]

h[j]am rocks.

2004-09-03T19:45:00.000-07:00

thanx jamie.
testing here only.
wahahaha.
eeks.

-love, [hj.]